|
|
 |  |  |
| The opening dance number. | And one two cha-cha-cha. | Come on everybody let's do the Conga! |
 |  |  |
| Lights are bouncing and flashing and dancers are grooving. | The fabulous choreography of Melody Geraci in a spectacular ending. | The honorable and respectful subjects of Zanadum Zanadu Zan. |
 |  |  |
| Good and humble people, we are well pleased with you today. | Ahhhh! I'm so tired. Fatimah, these State Occasions are so boring and tiresome. | Too bright! Too dull! I've worn that a hundred times! Throw that away! |
 |  |  |
| Say, I want to get some bubble gum. Gimme a penny, will you? Nope. | You don't really have to change your clothes if you don't want to. It's my duty. | I never thought I'd see the day when an Emperor in our family would be famous for his clothes. |
 |  |  |
| I have nothing to wear! Me! The best-dressed ruler in the world! | Our ancestors thought the kingdom was more important than themselves. They thought of the people. | Are you finished? No I'm not. Oh, yes, you are! |
 |  |  |
| I shall write a proclamation. | Hear Ye! Hear Ye! A Pompous Proclamation from our Imperial Majesty, the Sovereign and Supreme Monarch! | Your Most Serene, Royal, Magnificent and above all-Well-Dressed Emperor-speak unto the people of Zanadum Zanadu Zan. |
 |  |  |
| We command anyone who can provide the Edifying Emperor with such splendid clothes come forth and present himself to us at once. | You know, I think we'll apply for that job! Job? What job? | You will all be delighted to hear that two tailors have answered Our Proclamation already. |
 |  |  |
| I have a sample of some of our rather inferior work, but it will give you an idea of our skills. | We can weave cloth for your Royal Raiment that is so beautiful and of such colors and patterns that the entire world will be dazzled by your splendid splendor. | The clothes that we will create for you will have a very special, miraculous quality which is a secret known only to the weavers in our family. |
 |  |  |
| Now, we must begin our work. We need solitude and Quiet to create the best works of artistic genius. | What are you laughing for? I want to get out of here. | Don't worry. I know exactly what I'm doing. |
 |  |  |
| I'm going to make us both rich. Rich as Kings! It's so simple. Anyone could do it. | The Emperor loves clothes so much he'll believe almost anything. And the others just do what he says. | The Jets Cast of The Emperor's New Clothes. |
page last updated: Aug 30, 2001 at 3:51 PM CDT